i finished the main plot of red dead redemption the other night and cried a valley of tears.
it was unexpected, because i usually try to avoid human emotions (with the exception of “hunger”, “anger” or “laugh”).
the guys that are here to refinish the steps (oh hey guys, remember how my basement flooded? yeah, the renovation job is STILL NOT FINISHED) all have matching sneakers, like heaven’s gate cult members.
i went to bed wearing my sweatshirt the other night, and woke up not wearing it. this is not unusual. what is was finding it in another room.
if you’re terrified by the idea of riding your bike in the street (and believe me, i don’t blame you), let me introduce you to a revolutionary new technology. it’s even greener than bike riding and you’re actually allowed to do it from the safety of the sidewalk… i call it walking!
this old article, which has been making me irrationally angry since yesterday.
my favorite thing about ham is how it thrives when soaked in random beer and fruit juices scavenged from the fridge. in this respect, ham & i are the same.
since we’re on this topic… the photograph i’ve posted above.