Last night’s sleeptalking (experiment):
… was inconclusive.
I’ve finally started recording my sleep using a voice activated recording app, and while I caught a little something (mostly unintelligible), the bulk of the 170 recordings from last night’s 7hr period is made up of instances of my mattress creaking uncontrollably.
This is a shame, really, because I was hoping for a gem or two from my most excellent dream in which I was Nick Offerman, fighting off gangs of 80s style drug dealers with a wide arsenal of weapons (not the least of which were my quick wits).
As a result, I think I might tune the sensitivity down (the talking that I did catch was very quiet), and for the long term, I really should consider getting a new mattress…