Finally, a high stakes election...
… where every vote counts. I’m talkin’ ‘bout the President of Heavy Metal 2012 elections, of course. My friend Quiet Mike over at Forget The Box tipped me off to this, and while I voted (and you can too, use the link above!), I do want to point out that:
- Metal is not a democracy.
- Metal is a theocracy.
- Lemmy is god.
- Therefore, Lemmy is president of metal, for ever and ever, amen.
Also, Lemmy is watching you, so VOTE CAREFULLY.