… and people wondered why I called the popo when some dumbass decided to set off some fireworks in my neighborhood at midnight on Canada Day. I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t much feel like having my house set on fire by someone’s misplaced patriotism. Speaking of which, Happy 4th to all my Amerifriends! May you preserve your fingertips and eyebrows for another year.
(This video may be NSFW.)